Paula White wins major biblical studies award

Special Passover Award For BS (Biblical Stupidity)

That’s right folks: God is magic!

All right.  Now I want you all to put on your surprise faces: to unlock the Magic of God’s Passover Blessing you have to perform a ritual or the magic doesn’t work, especially during this very powerful time of the year when the magic is highly susceptible to this ritual . . . any guesses what the ritual might be? . . . wait for it . . . come on, I’m going slow because I don’t want to shock your senses too badly . . .

You guessed it: You unlock the magic from God by giving money to Paula White.  It makes perfect sense!


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